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Wet Wednesday

So the drive to work was wet. That means traffic was a bitch. I haven't washed my car since December thanks to the rain. The outside looks decent, the inside is a different story. But isn't that the same story for everything else? i.e. 2guys1hole.com

whatevs, there's this bitchin party tonight:


don't be shady and give me some hi-nrg beats:

Viva - Don't Turn Your Love Away 1985

Starved of Myrth

When you're on the hunt it's keen to be well-equipped (not that way silly) but rather with some sort of visual aid. How else are you going to spot your next morsel in the dark alley behind Tomkat? "Flash in The Night" by Public Passion serves to be fitting for such an escapade. Remember: bring your fleshlight... i mean flashlight!


Now all you need is that right trick to respond to your sleazy craigslist ad. Let "Calling All Boys" by The Flirts be your mantra. Just make sure you visit the free clinic after, you dirty bitch.


The Flirts - Calling All Boys 1982

Clothes are just a thin disquise

It's that time again when you're reminded on how lonely you are, if you're single. You start seeing the ads, the fake chocolates, and countless stuffed animals that convey how you feel for your beloved.
And you know what? FUCK THAT! Dive into my "Tunnel of Love" at full speed. I want to feel your horsepower all around. What a proper song too. This thirsty bitch, Carol Cooper, let's you have it trying to convince you to find that "perfect stranger". Maybe you can get away with that in 1985, maybe. But that shit doesn't fly today unless you want to be one saucy queen.

All-in-all this song quenches my hunger for love.


Carol Copper - Tunnel of Love

i (heart) andrew BUTTler

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you didn't say, "goodbye"

Probably one of my favorite records of all time is Trilogy's "Note Love" released domestically on JDC. You should have seen the look on my face when browsing the vinyl section of my local and late Tower Records store. It was like finding a diamond among rocks. I wanted to jump for joy when I found the repress.
I immediately went to playgirl's house to rip onto mp3. It's funny because the mp3 of "Not Love" that is floating around the web MUST be ours because of the distinct silence at the beginning an unmistakable crack-pattern that only a mother would know. See that was when playgirl and I would smoke a lot of pot! and I wouldn't doubt if some ash got on the record. Idk, I'm not jumping the gun hear but when you know...you know.

Having said that here is a remix (more like rework) of "Not Love" by Shezoray:

Trilogy - Not Love (Shezoray Remix)

I wouldn't fuck with this classic but I look beyond that because I love this fucking track soooo much!

Piraña

Spanish lesson:

A Piraña (pronounced /pɨˈrɑːnjə/, /pɨˈrænjə/, /pɨˈrɑːnə/, or /pɨˈrænə/) is a member of a family of omnivorous freshwater fish which live in South American rivers. In Venezuelan rivers they are called caribes. They are known for their sharp teeth and an aggressive appetite for meat.

I told you fish is dangerous!


Adal-Scandy Super Band - Piraña (Instrumental) 1979

Written in 1979 by Celso Valli, who wrote great classics for Macho, Azoto, Passengers, Tantra to name a few. Peter Richard's "Walking in the Neon" is also one of the gems he arranged. Here with "Piraña" you can dive into the rolling beat that is common of his work.

So all you disco panthers out there, get out you havah nagilah because girls cost money.
It's the way!

Some "Hot Leather" for you:

one dolla make you holla

$1 beers (i think)

On the Run

1983 electro disco gem, "Number One", by Aida was co-produced by Vanguard master, Mark Berry:

Aida - Number One


Perfect for you thirsty queens that are on the constant quest for that perfect nut. Yet there is a sense of security when someone places you on their top spot, so I BETTER be your number one on your MySpace pages, bitches!



"One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do"